Archive for May, 2010

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 694

Posted on: May 31st, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

If money or size didn’t matter, these subjects would never come [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 693

Posted on: May 31st, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Anyone wondering whether it’s better to be rich or poor is not only poor, but stupid. Do the math. Of course it’s better to be rich than [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 692

Posted on: May 26th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Every known language has used the phrase “God wants them [...]

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AND A (MUSLIM) GUITAR PLAYER SHALL LEAD THEM…

Posted on: May 26th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Salman Ahmad is a huge rock & roll star. He has sold over 30 million albums of his music, both with his band Junoon and as a solo artist. So, how come you never heard of the guy? Well, he’s Pakistani, for one, and a Muslim, and for another, he plays [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 691

Posted on: May 25th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

There is no one stupider than people who disagree with you. What the hell is wrong with them, [...]

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COULD WE STAND IT IF LIBERALS WERE LIBERAL AND CONSERVATIVES CONSERVATIVE, MINUS THE HYSTERICS? LIKE WHEN IKE WAS AROUND.

Posted on: May 25th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

It’s always Silly Season in American politics, even at a time like this when we have a calm man at the top of the food chain. President Obama is the most even-tempered, lucid and reasonable person to occupy the White House since Dwight D. Eisenhower. A [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 690

Posted on: May 24th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Summer is made for lazy, irresponsible behavior. Be sure to do your [...]

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HOW WILL YOU WASTE YOUR SUMMER? SOME TIPS.

Posted on: May 24th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Well, folks, it’s almost here, our most widely anticipated season, Summer. We whip out the light clothing and bathing suits, get the barbecue ready for action, we MAKE PLANS. This is going to be the best, most active and adventurous summer ever! [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 689

Posted on: May 23rd, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

If you are obsessed with avoiding deep embarrassment over trivial matters, you may be Japanese. If uncertain, consult your local geneticist [...]

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THE WORLD WIDE WEB WAS SUPPOSED TO BELONG TO BIG BROTHER

Posted on: May 23rd, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

A funny thing happened on the way to the future. If anyone remembers any of a hundred science fiction books and movies, there was going to be some sort of global communication network that was beamed into every home, office and public space all over the [...]