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Archive for February, 2010
JIMMY, THE BLOGGING DOG LOVES THE BITCHES
It’s me, Jimmy, the Blogging Dog, fresh off a sweet few days with Zsa Zsa, The Bitch Next Door. Last week I reported that I had some new neighbors, the most interesting of whom was a sweet Golden Lab bitch who was coming into heat. There I was conniving [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 630
Don’t complain about useless things. Rainbows serve no practical purpose but no one complains about them. Cherish the [...]
SAMMY SCIENCE EXPLAINS THE BIOFUEL MYTHS
Greetings, interneteers, science lovers and the curious. Curiosity is the root of all science, by the way. While much of science has to do with invention and innovation, it’s origins were attempts by man to explain the natural phenomena that surround us [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 629
We get funny feelings about things for a good reason. We don’t know what that reason might be, but ignore your deep instincts and inner voice at your [...]
DOPOTO REPORTS: YES VIRGINIA, THERE IS A CANADA
The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO), in our only capacity, that of drawing attention to what should need no explanation, cannot help but notice that the nation of Canada has emerged briefly from its self-imposed exile to host the 2010 Winter [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 628
Getting rich doesn’t make a person any smarter, nicer, better-looking, wiser or more fun, it just means they have enough money to pretend otherwise. Don’t encourage this sort of [...]
DEAR DISGRACED RIGHT WING POLITICIANS: GO FUCK YOURSELVES
This is for America’s right wing politicians who are so bitter now that they are out of power. First off, let me say: Go fuck yourselves, you lying, arrogant and traitorous pieces of dog shit. Secondly, good riddance. And thirdly, don’t make any [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 627
The time to join an organization that protects animals rights will be when every human being on earth is just fine. Then we can worry about poodles and [...]
SAMMY SCIENCE IN THE HOUSE!
Editors’ note: In our never-ending quest to bring the readers of bobcrespo.com a broad array of topics to enjoy, we proudly introduce Sammy Science, a man who explains complex scientific subjects in easy-to-understand laymen’s terms. In our [...]


