If you are getting a free set of steak knives thrown in with your purchase, odds are you just bought a worthless piece of crap you’ll never use. If you act now and get two for the price of one, that’s two pieces of junk plus a set of flimsy steak [...]

These are modern times, people, as far into the future as we’ve ever been, and it’s getting later all the time. Tick-tick-tick! These days call for new ideas, new slogans and new words to live by. No more of that “a stitch in time saves [...]