If you think numbers have a mystical significance, here’s one for you: [...]

Shithead here. That’s what my friends call me, but to you it’s Mister Shithead. I have been invited to be the guest blogger here at bobcrespo.com, and it’s about friggin’ time! You’re probably asking yourself, why Mister [...]

Sorry, psychos, but chloroform is not an acceptable dating [...]

Things are getting harder around here. Money’s tight, jobs are disappearing and the nobody seems to know when the recession will lift or if it will spiral out of control to become the Second Great Depression. But, it could be worse. You could be living [...]

It’s okay to make fun of the Amish on the internet. They’ll never find [...]

Here’s an idea: Let’s all hate Bernie Madoff even though he never did anything to us! Feel better now? The guy didn’t kill anybody, didn’t start a war, isn’t a child molester and didn’t sell meth-amphetamine. What he did is [...]

You can make your dreams come true. Just make sure it isn’t the one where you are on the subway wearing only underpants and dress shoes and trying to act casual about it while striking up a conversation with Teddy Roosevelt and and his companion Jimmy [...]

Well, it’s St. Patrick’s Day and the one-quarter Irish blood in my veins is flowing green. Courtesy of my sainted granny, born Bridget Moffet on a bleak farm hard by the Atlantic coast of Ireland, I am one-quarter irish. Truth be told, I feel more [...]

Give a man a fish and you feed him once. Teach a man to fish and you can visit his wife every [...]

Some things in life come as a surprise, even some events we should have seen coming, like the fall of the Soviet Union 20 years ago, and the fall of the entire world’s economy last year. Of course, after the fact, “experts” crawl out of the [...]