Promising every citizen life, liberty and (the ever popular) pursuit of happiness is one hell of away to create a nation. There’s just no place on the planet half as cool as America. Sorry, everybody else, but that’s a fact, [...]

To celebrate last night’s Oscar awards, we reprint this interview with a great star of the silver screen who never won an Academy Award. Hopefully, this will help put Mr. Fudd back on the radar for the Academy to give him a long-overdue Lifetime [...]

You sort of know you’ve pissed off a lot of people when you’re featured in the lead segment on “America’s Most Wanted.” That’s a huge clue you’ve been a real [...]

So now Google Earth’s new oceanographic views have found the lost city of Atlantis, which they then proceeded to deny. Okay, let them have their little secret, nobody really gives a damn about Atlantis. Let them team up with National Geographic and do a [...]

When the going gets strange, the strange don’t [...]

The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been keeping an eye on developments in this still relatively new year: 2009, A.D. We use the old A.D. (Anno Domini) reference to the year since no one has decided conclusively whether the proper [...]

There’s no such thing as too much garlic or too much [...]

There was that story about a pet chimpanzee in Connecticut mauling that woman and being shot dead by the police. Good call by the cops. But the question here is, why wasn’t a tranquilizer dart gun used? Not on the chimp, but on the owner of the ape [...]

You can’t do a damned thing about the circumstances of your birth and you’ve got almost nothing to say about how and when you die. In between these two events is when you get to ride the wild stallion. Ride ‘em, cowboy, hard as you can. Live [...]

Look at me, I’m a Modern Man. I do modern things, pushing buttons, clicking my mouse, downloading, uploading, sending data across the World Wide Web, getting crucial bulletins from cyberspace. How are things in Glocca Mora? Why speculate? Google it and [...]