Being right isn’t always enough. If you sit back and wait for the world to come to you, it’s a good idea to make yourself comfortable because it’s going to be a very long wait. It’s a better idea to work hard and be [...]

Crossing the desk of the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) are many reports of committees to elect Barack Obama continuing their e-mail campaigns to solicit volunteers and hold meetings of behalf of their “candidate.” At the risk of [...]

Nobody’s plotting against you, unless maybe you’re an evil dictator or a crime lord or something. Barring that, people have better things to do than to think about you all that much, never mind holding meetings on how to ruin your alleged life. [...]

Loyal readers, it has come to our attention that there’s still around 40 or 50 billion immediate bailout dollars available from The United States Treasury, with another $350 billion out of the original $700 billion being held in reserve for future [...]

It’s not right to make fun of somebody just because they don’t agree with you. It is, however, unavoidable, lots of fun and very satisfying. We all do it, but it’s still not right. Just so you [...]

The news that caveman DNA has been passed down to modern man is sweeping the world. To some misguided souls that is an unsavory revelation, an aberration even, and they would have us believe that caveman DNA makes up only a tiny part of our genetic code. And [...]

Being a man doesn’t mean you can’t do housework too. It just means you won’t. Others are advised to get over it. And fellows, always procrastinate as long as possible before performing a difficult chore (man’s work). If you get right [...]

  Thank you, Science Dweebs. You guys finally came up with something worthwhile to the average man. Screw all that black hole crap and super colliders and inventing dumbass diseases like Attention Deficit Disorder and Bipolar Disease. Of course nobody pays [...]

What you think and how you live should be the same. No sense being at war with yourself. Even if you win, you lose, and the only prisoner you get to take is yourself. That’s pretty [...]

The right wing conservatives were soundly defeated at the polls in November 2008, the American people handing over the Executive Branch and both Houses of Congress to the Democrats to see if they can’t screw up a good thing like America a little less [...]