Archive for September, 2008

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 171

Posted on: September 16th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

Storms eventually let up. People never [...]

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BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?

Posted on: September 16th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

A couple of thirties guy were hanging around the park discussing the latest financial news. As far as I could tell their names were Bud and Mack. Here is their conversation: [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 170

Posted on: September 15th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

Until somebody comes up with a better idea, looks like we’re stuck with poodles. Perhaps a different haircut might ease the pain until a solution is [...]

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GIVE US ALL SCIENCE GRANTS!

Posted on: September 15th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

Do you know things that everybody else does? Of course you do! We all do. Want to turn your storehouse of the readily obvious into big money? Become a scientist! If that sounds like an awful lot of hard [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 169

Posted on: September 14th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

Live big, think big, love big and have big [...]

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INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW. SORT OF.

Posted on: September 14th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

If you don't like answers, don't ask questions. This way your whacky theory on life can remain intact without any pesky facts interfering. If, on the other hand, you're curious, then by [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 168

Posted on: September 12th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

Being poor in America is like being the only kid at the party who didn't get a [...]

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HOW DUMB DO HAVE TO BE?

Posted on: September 12th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

Imagine someone gives you a million dollars. No strings, no taxes, just a whole bunch of free money for you to do anything you want. Sweet, no? How dumb would you have to be to screw that up? Maybe lose [...]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 167

Posted on: September 12th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

Some things that people do seem odd to us, but if it harms no one else, well, so what? Their hobbies are not mandatory for you. Mind your own damned business and hope nobody tries to keep you from the [...]

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WHO CARES, REVISITED

Posted on: September 12th, 2008 by crespo72 No Comments

There's a lot going on these days to be sure, stuff you can't help being concerned about. There's hurricanes drowning the South, gasoline eating your money, home foreclosures, global [...]