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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 7/5/15 – BIKINI DAY!

Now here’s an obituary you wouldn’t think much about, “Louis Réard (1897 – 1984) was a French automobile engineer….” until you read “… and inventor of the bikini.” Of the what? Why aren’t there statues of this man at the entrance to every public beach on Earth? Louie will just […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 7/4/15 – GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA DAY!

Since this is one of those years when Independence Day and the Fourth of July fall on the same day, canceling each other out, today is, by default, NATIONAL GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA DAY! Born on July 4, 1927 in Subiaco, Italy, Luigina Lollobrigida was director Robert Z. Leonard’s […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 7/3/15 – YANKEE DOODLE DANDY DAY!

Okay, George M. Cohan wasn’t born on the 4th of July, but close enough, and he didn’t singlehandedly invent the Broadway Musical, but close enough to call today NATIONAL YANKEE DOODLE DANDY DAY! Born a showman to a family of show people in Providence, Rhode Island on […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 7/2/15 – UFO DAY!

Don’t look for this headline anytime soon: “ALIENS ABDUCT FAMOUS GENIUS IN BIG CITY!” It seems that all our Strange Visitors From Alien Planets have no interest at all in being taken to our leaders when they can have their pick of Poor White Trash, making today NATIONAL […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 7/1/15 – JOKE DAY!

A  horse, Jay Leno and Ann Coulter all walk into a bar, bartender asks “so, why the long faces?” The horse asks, “Et tu, Brewster? Don’t you know what day it is?” That’s right, folks, tell ’em if you got ’em, it’s NATIONAL JOKE DAY! Not coincidentally, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 6/30/15 – METEOR DAY!

Shooting stars, falling stars, fireballs, asteroids, comets and Thunder Stones are also common names for the cosmic debris smashing into our planet constantly, making today NATIONAL METEOR DAY! What meteors are, technically, are meteorites, which are small asteroids, bodies of material ranging from the size of a […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 6/29/15 – iPHONE DAY!

  Here’s one for the Geeks,  whose time has finally come after 5,000 years of recorded history, during which it was the Geeks who invented everything that made history possible, and Kings that got the credit, so today we celebrate the Holy Grail for Geeks, NATIONAL iPHONE […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 6/28/15 – MEL BROOKS’ DAY!

  He’s the guy who wears the most hats in the Comedy Industry, from The 2,000 Year Old Man to director, producer, composer, lyricist, actor and screenwriter, a skill set achieved only by Charlie Chaplin before him, and America’s most consistently hilarious comic mind. And he married Mrs.Robinson, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 6/27/15 – SUNGLASSES DAY!

Never mind the UV-Rays protection numbers, the anti-glare guard factor or anything else that drives the price up, because you’re going to lose them in a week anyway. The main criteria for buying any pair of shades is how cool you look in them, end of list, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 6/26/15 – CYCLONE DAY!

  No, We’re not celebrating cyclones, this isn’t about angry Mother Nature, but The Cyclone! Still rated by Roller Coaster lovers as one of the scariest in the world, Coney Island’s Cyclone gets more terrifying with every year it defies gravity and the wrecking ball, making today NATIONAL CYCLONE […]

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