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THE SECRET TO GETTING RICH QUICK!

For only 99 cents, payable via the very convenient PayPal, you too can find out the secret of getting rich quick! Just go to the music store, pick out a song and buy it for just 99ç, and you will receive an e-mail sharing this astounding and

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New Song: Believe in Me

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HANDY POLITICAL TRANSLATION GUIDE

Here at world headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are working overtime to decipher the tsunami of Politalk that has washed over us since Primary Season began. Diligent citizens want to be good voters, they want to understand what’s going on and what’s at stake,

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 816

Don’t complain about people pushing your buttons when you wear the control panel on your chest.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 815

Plan A never works. Fortunately, the alphabet is a long one.

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INTERVIEW WITH SATAN’S LOBBYIST

We are proud once again to announce yet another in our series of groundbreaking exclusive interviews at bobcrespo.com, this time with Satan’s own lobbyist, Ernest Hathaway. That’s right folks, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Ole’ Scratch himself! We were invited to Mr. Hathaway’s palatial suite of offices on K Street

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 814

Relatively speaking, most of us have no choice but to take it on faith that e does indeed equal MC squared, and theoretical physics must soldier on without our input

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 813

The only time when every person thinks about tomorrow as a blank canvas to paint as we wish is the New Year, when all things seem possible. Hope is a sweet and innocent thing.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 812

While we never use algebra again after leaving high school, it is invaluable training for life, most of which is solving for that elusive “X.”

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THE CHIMP STAYS IN THE PICTURE! FINAL INTERVIEW WITH CHEETAH, TARZAN’S FRIEND, RENAISSANCE CHIMP

The world receives the sad news that one of our cultural icons is gone. Shortly before his death, Cheetah sat down with bobcrespo.com for an exclusive interview. Cheetah, who was born into a show business family,  was in New York City to consult with kidney specialists at

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