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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/29/15 – MOM & POP STORE DAY

The best ones have a funny but pleasant smell to them, and are a little bit weird. And that’s just how we like them on NATIONAL MOM & POP STORE DAY! Before shopping malls, before box stores the size of Yankee Stadium, we had Mom & Pop […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/28/15 – WEED APPRECIATION DAY!

Dude, I thought this was supposed to be about dandelions? But is says weed, man, weed! No dude, not that kinda weed, this ain’t 4/20. You know… weeds! Exactly, man… weed! Ever since NORML got busy with its Legalize Marijuana campaign and reefer-as-medicine shtick, misunderstanding has been the order of […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/27/15 – VIAGRA DAY!

Sproi-yoi-yoi-yoing… Hallelujah! That’s the sound of another successful dose of Sildenafil citrate on NATIONAL VIAGRA DAY! Over at Pfizer Labs in Sandwich, Kent, England in the early 1990’s, pharmaceutical scientists were trying to come up with a pill to treat high blood pressure. They called it compound […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/26/15 – MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY!

Statistics show there are a lot of “John Smith Days” being held today, being that it’s NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY! (YOUR NAME HERE) That’s right, March 26th is a day so lackluster, so bereft of notable births, deaths or great events that its most […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/25/15 – INTERGALACTIC BOBCRESPO.COM DAY!

It is common knowledge that this is the Second Best Website Ever and a repository of Music, Truth and Life Explained, as well as the official recorder of National Days and host to the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO). How can one website be all […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/24/15 – INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS DAY!

The official name of this holiday is the completely unreasonable “International Day for the Right to the Truth Concerning Gross Human Rights Violations and for the Dignity of Victims,” so we’ll just go with INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS DAY! As usual, there’s a lot of tyranny and oppression […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL; DAY, 3/23/15 – TOAST DAY!

Before toast, we had bread, sharp sticks and open flame. Breakfast was an adventure, and fatal bread fires were common. Enter the toaster, the greatest advancement in civilization since the wheel, compelling us to celebrate NATIONAL TOAST DAY! Today is actually the anniversary of Melba Toast specifically, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/22/15 – WATER DAY!

H2O, it covers 71% of the planet’s surface, yet there is less than one third of 1% of it that is not frozen and available for use by every living organism on Earth that lives outside its saltwater oceans. We recognize that fresh, clean water is precious […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/21/15 – POETRY DAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue They don’t have to rhyme But we like when they do That’s right, it’s NATIONAL POETRY DAY! Today we celebrate poetry, that branch of writing that serves no practical purpose and breaks every rule of grammar, syntax and logic. No wonder […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/20/15 – SPRING EQUINOX!

Tis Spring, ’tis Spring, the bird is on the wing! Absurd, absurd, the wing is on the bird! The first day of Spring is as good a day as any for nonsense verse. It’s SPRING EQUINOX! Never is Spring sweeter than after a cruel Winter, and the […]

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