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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/30/13 – BLASPHEMY DAY!

There’s some places left in the world where you can still get in trouble for it, but thanks to America’s radical notion of separation of church and state, they are fewer and fewer, and so today we celebrate NATIONAL BLASPHEMY DAY! Go ahead, bring up “Jesus – The […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/29/14 – INTERNATIONAL CONFUCIUS DAY!

Who can deny that Chinese proverbs demand acquiescence by beginning with “who can deny?” None can deny that no one wrote more Chinese proverbs than Confucius, the reason we celebrate INTERNATIONAL CONFUCIUS DAY! Born Kong Qiu in 551 BC in Zou, the renowned teacher Confucius is known […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/28/14 – ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY!

Some say there are no stupid questions. Those would be stupid people, because there’s a lot of stupid questions. Besides, without stupid questions, we couldn’t celebrate NATIONAL  ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY! This is America, dammit, where everybody gets a National Day, and today it’s that guy who asks wet people […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/27/14 – WRECK OF THE OLD 97 DAY!

It had been 2 years since Casey Jones went up in flaming immortality in The Cannonball Express, but that cautionary tale was the last thing on Engineer Joseph A. “Steve” Broady’s mind as he tried to slow down his train down to a safe speed approaching the […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/26/14 – JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY!

John Chapman doesn’t ring a bell with most people outside the Chapman family, but mention apple seeds and hard cider, and you’ll know why we celebrate NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY Born on September 26, 1774, in Leominster, Massachusetts, John Chapman became an American legend in his own lifetime as Johnny […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/25/14 – ONE-HIT WONDER DAY!

John Fred and His Playboy Band or the Lemon Pipers may not be household names, but their songs, “Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)” and “Green Tambourine’ sure ring a bell. Well this is their day, the day we celebrate NATIONAL ONE-HIT WONDER DAY! You know a bunch of them, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/24/14 – BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS DAY!

May the Bluebird of Happiness light upon your shoulder and sing you sweet melodies forever and a day. Or, at the very least, not soil your car on this most auspicious of celebrations, NATIONAL BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS DAY! The Bluebird of Happiness was dreamed up by a […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/23/14 – “YOUR CHEATIN’ HEART” DAY!

On September 23, 1952, a 29 year-old Country music star from Alabama booked time in Castle Studio in Nashville’s Tulane Hotel and recorded 3 songs; “Kaw-Liga,” “Take These Chains From My Heart” and one of the most iconic Country songs of all time, which is why we […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/22/14 – AUTUMNAL EQUINOX DAY!

September 22 is not always the end of Summer in the Northern Hemisphere, but when it is… we call it NATIONAL AUTUMNAL EQUINOX DAY! Today’s holiday doesn’t actualy commence until 10:29 PM tonight, but when it starts, Summer officially ends. We knew this was coming. The kids […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/21/14 – BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!

  Today is when the entire world celebrates International Day of Peace, but screw that, that’s just not happening. Instead, let’s talk about the time I repelled an alien invasion with a dozen bottle rockets and a switch blade on NATIONAL BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!  As President Obama told […]

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